Will work for food.
I’m homeless. I need money.
I’m homeless. I need your money.
I’m homeless. I need your money now.
Nonsmoker. On the wagon. Faint at the sight of a needle.
Just give it.
Why lie? I need a beer.
Need fuel for Lear Jet.
–Jon Steel, Truth, Lies & Advertising
(evolution of cardboard signs carried by homeless people, until finally a smile and engagement with the advertiser)